OMG

i Just - this nano second ago - called the Boy's uncle - for the first time ever! - & it went like this:

Hi, this is ME, The Boy's ...
(internal thought - palpitating heart)

Who???

It's ME, i believe the Boy had spoken to you...
(frack - is this some sort of bong thing - to prove myself)

I am sorry who is this?
(so help me God, boy if you haven't told this guy about me, your ability to procreate will be severely impaired)

It's ME - the Boy's pet Bong name .

OH! YES! YES! me - sorry it took so long. I know now. How are you?

I am fine. How are you?
(relief. sweet, sweet relief at being recognised)

I am leaving for India tomorrow and wanted to call and say hello before I left. Is this a busy time?

Kind of. Let me do something. What time you leaving for india...

and yada yada yada later,

the necessary perspiration have made their marks, my brows are unfurrowed and there's an anticipatory bounce in my steps as I skip through packing, cleaning and other what nots of today.