I am a foul minded snark.

I don't know if recent events have exacerbated my bitchy nature but the other day Officeevangelist came up behind me while I was trying to get my coffee and run for another useless meeting with the boss of one month.

Offeve: Me, Hooooww are you?
Me: Good. And you?
Offeve: oh good. I was reading the news about your part of the world and there seems to be trouble brewing there.
Me: uhmm.... Right...Got to
Offeve: Now what part of the world are you from?
Me: India
Offeve: And where is that?
Me: How long have I known you?
Offeve: aaaah...two yearS?
Me: And how many times have you asked me this? Really, we're still doing this? Here's some change. Go get yourself a map.

I now have a No Inspid zone around me.
From now on, people I know with established records of idiocy & vapidness get 5 seconds after which I walk

Lark, the new department colleague, heard this and bought me a drink the other day.
He told me he was proud to see me change
I told him to stop the fracking condescension - I was this way always.

Obviously, this week - I am going for 'smart ass to everybody' role, even to the ones I like.