In other news, I discover some posts require many links

The Murd tries to take over,
protests galore
His handiwork - the fair n' balanced fox - may remain (un?)fair n' (un?)balanced for ever now that House has deemed it so.
Meanwhile, the 'most trusted name in news' became simpering groupies over her
But hey, numbers don't lie - perchance, we want to simper over her too.
All except her


All done, and didn't even run over prescribed time