To the non-Boy boy from smallerthanthistowncollege


I appreciate your call
but
Agrocutlet, Puh-leeeeeeez
Don't keep calling me 8 aggrOvating time in 1 day over the space of 3 hours.

If after you've called once and left a message and I haven't called back,
feel free to assume that I am either:

• busy
• dead
• or acting dead because I don't want to talk to you.

Grow up and go read Attila's post on phone etiquette

Insistent phone calls that so agressively demand my time (after I patiently conveyed annoyance the last time around) are reserved only for:

• The Boy,
• BFFs,
• friends who might be in an accident,
• friends going through a break-up,
• friends diagnosed with life-threatening diseases

And certainly not for agro acquaintances who want to fracking reconfirm time for Friday night bowling!!!