The other day
The Boy and I were having a drink at smallerthanthistowncollegetown's only decent place to celebrate sundry friends and one soon to be mine (god let it be soon) relative's graduation, when
"me? ME! ME!! HEY, ME."
I turn around and there across the tiny restaurant is GiBEN, ex-notquiteboyfriendbutkinda, sitting at a booth near us.
:Hey, I say.
"Hey" he says
:So, what's going on with you?, I say.
"Nothing much, What's with you?", he says
:"Nothing much"
"Good seeing you", he says
:Yeah. you too, I say
I turn back to see the boy grinning at me,
"So that's GiBEN?"
:"Yup"
the boy inches close to me and whispers,
"The guy you 'kind of went out' with before me?" (using hand quotes)
:"Yup"
"If that's who you "kind of went out with" (hand quotes again) before me, then I must be some kind of greek god to you, yeah?"
The boy either has an irritatingly high opinion about his looks or a disparagingly low one about others'.
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*ROFLOL* I have nothing else to say! *continuing to ROFLOL*
LMAO!
My husband has the same affliction.
I think when they say stuff like that, they're fishing... "Oh, honey - no one compares to YOU! I don't know what I was thinking back then, but I know about the good stuff NOW!"
Silly men.
nothing to do with current post new template looks good. echoing someone else--was photo taken by you?
I can't quite express the expression that is me sitting with my hands over my mouth giggling.
Hmmm... define Greek God
Apollo or Hephaestus???
Hahahahha...love this Boy. They are so.....unaware lol.
Boys are strange!
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