Roomie's world
After evening spent with RedHead where we made sweet fondue together, gorging on Emmenthal cheese
(I love that sound - emmenthal, emmenthal, emmenthal - if I was a weird celebrity I would name my 3 children emmenthal, zygote and ergot)
all calorie counted and tucked under 'to be worked out by 30 min pilates, maybe, hopefully or if god so deems calories could disappear by breathing in and out perhaps',
I came home to find roomie burried under blanket.
Me: Are you ok?
Roomie: Nooo...
Me: What happened?
Roomie: Mumble...don't...want...mumble...
Me: What??
Roomie (lifting blanket and sighing): If you have to know, sigh, I was in walking along and there was this bunch of people who were kind of doing stuff.
Me: Oo--kk.
Roomie: and then they took me on and made me do stuff?
Me: stuff?
Roomie: yeah, that's how you earn respect
Me: OMG! What kind of stuff? What happened? What stuff? They didn't..?
Roomie: just stuff. Anyway, we were walking along and they kind of took me under their wing and showed me all this cool things I could do with my skills but all I wanted to do was my own stuff, you know. And I didn't know how to tell them that because they were being so nice and helpful.And then, well, then....I mean, i don't know... I saw newfriend BK and went to say hi and wondered off.and when I did come back, they were all off on a quest or something and I kind of..
Me: What? What did you guys do? Is this like some gang initiation or something?
Roomie: if you'll just listen, I'll tell you. I picked my stuff and started going along because I didn't want to be rude.And, oh god I am so embarrassed....ok.,..well, here it is, halfway through, they all stop and huddle together and send this one guy over to me and he tells me:
"You can't come with us. You have to go back. You are not up to our level. Go do some quests or something."
UGGGGGHHHH...
Me: What?who?waaaait. Are you freaking talking about World of Warcraft???
Roomie: OF COURSE. The point is ..
I was rejected and decliqued by a bunch of WOW geeks...
ugggghhhh
And with that, she went back inside the blanket, and hasn't emerged yet.
(I love that sound - emmenthal, emmenthal, emmenthal - if I was a weird celebrity I would name my 3 children emmenthal, zygote and ergot)
all calorie counted and tucked under 'to be worked out by 30 min pilates, maybe, hopefully or if god so deems calories could disappear by breathing in and out perhaps',
I came home to find roomie burried under blanket.
Me: Are you ok?
Roomie: Nooo...
Me: What happened?
Roomie: Mumble...don't...want...mumble...
Me: What??
Roomie (lifting blanket and sighing): If you have to know, sigh, I was in walking along and there was this bunch of people who were kind of doing stuff.
Me: Oo--kk.
Roomie: and then they took me on and made me do stuff?
Me: stuff?
Roomie: yeah, that's how you earn respect
Me: OMG! What kind of stuff? What happened? What stuff? They didn't..?
Roomie: just stuff. Anyway, we were walking along and they kind of took me under their wing and showed me all this cool things I could do with my skills but all I wanted to do was my own stuff, you know. And I didn't know how to tell them that because they were being so nice and helpful.And then, well, then....I mean, i don't know... I saw newfriend BK and went to say hi and wondered off.and when I did come back, they were all off on a quest or something and I kind of..
Me: What? What did you guys do? Is this like some gang initiation or something?
Roomie: if you'll just listen, I'll tell you. I picked my stuff and started going along because I didn't want to be rude.And, oh god I am so embarrassed....ok.,..well, here it is, halfway through, they all stop and huddle together and send this one guy over to me and he tells me:
"You can't come with us. You have to go back. You are not up to our level. Go do some quests or something."
UGGGGGHHHH...
Me: What?who?waaaait. Are you freaking talking about World of Warcraft???
Roomie: OF COURSE. The point is ..
I was rejected and decliqued by a bunch of WOW geeks...
ugggghhhh
And with that, she went back inside the blanket, and hasn't emerged yet.
12 comments:
LOL! I have world of warcraft friends too - they seem normal for the most part.
and speaking of normal I'm so glad (on your future kids behalf) that you're not a weird celebrity!
and I really like your header - your room?
SO hoping you never become a celebrity - for the sake of your children. Like "Moon Unit" and "Phinnaeus" weren't bad enough.
Love your blog!! It has me laughing hysterically .. well ..almost hysterically.. it has me laughing.. Say.. I asked this in a previous post too.. are you a 93 10th passout .. Kuwait war displacee? Because that would probably make us good friends, from the long lost distant past. Let me know if Nizy, Seema, Archana, Maymol sound like familiar names to you.. Take care!
:) The poor little ones.
annon - yes, I was one of those Kuwait war displacees.
Though I moved in the 9th standard to Dubai and Seema and Maymol were v.goodfriends. Jennifer Mathews, Bernadette, anju, jaya, rakhee sound like familar names?
email me at desiinsmalltimeamerica@yahoo.com and let's catch up. I am dying to know who you are.
beks & 3inone- thank you!! and thank god I am not a weird celebrity eh?
And yeah, the header is part of the room. :)
and a nice room it is, it is, and makes such a nice header too....
p.s. your word verification just made me type in 'sswet'
ERGOT!!!!!!you've been fixated on that name from skool onwards!!!
Being rejected by a bunch of geeks...that's kind of funny...
Paperback :)
Annon - yes B - always ergot. It was a pact remember?
3inone - Thanks! HEE hee on the word verification.
I guess this isn't the best time to say I am (former) WOW geek too :P In my defence...ummm....I blame Evs...he started it :D
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