Things I did at work when no one was looking
1. Read Ken Follet's WhiteOut while reviewing product overview video
2. Pretended that my cell phone was dying while talking to horrible uncle
3. Logged into the boy's email and wrote evil email to lusty gal pal
4. Ran to the breakroom to finish the last icecream sandwich, scooting back to my office as fast I could
5. Tweezed my eyebrows while reviewing product overview video
6. Spent 30 minutes with Crest WhiteStrips on my upper n lower teeth while putting together a marketing meeting plan
7. Looked for tickets to Vegas for Roomie and I's get away mini-vacation
8. Drew a floor plan for redecorating my bedroom
9. Read the New York Times, CultureVulture, The Economist, gofugyourself, Gawker, the Huffington Post, ET Online, Broadcasting and Cable, Bridalbeer, frak.com and many more
10. Smirked when I got email from boss about wife being sick and working from home on the 3rd of July
3 comments:
my my, it's incredible, the stuff people get paid to do!! at my last summer job, i got to turn on the aircon and snooze on the couch.
ps: oooo, i love ice-cream sandwiches...
*giggle* demand transcript of evil email! The sort of thing I've always wanted to do, but way too chicken, as ro is so freakish about privacy.
Tsk tsk tsk!
You sound like me at work! :)
Happy Fourth.
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