“MEEEeeeeeeeeeee’s Booooooooooyfriend Meeeeeeeee’s Boyfrrrrrrrrriend.”
“HEEeeeeeeeey”
“Waazzzzzzzzzzzuup”
“You should come for my graduation”
“Whose?”
It ain't too far, come as you are Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
“Mine”
“Really?”
I like my truck (I like my truck) I like my girlfriend…But I love this bar
“Really”
“Where’s it at?”
I love this barMmmmmmmmIlovethisssshetakemymoney, when I'm in need…Oh she's a gold digger way over town
“The Multi”
“Where?”
“The Multi”
“When”
…Get down girl, go ahead get down..all yall need
“What?”
“Wheeeeeeeeeeen?”
“Tomorrow at 10”
“Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttttttt. I love you Me’s Boyfriend. You’re my second best friend. Now go get me a drink”
Conversation between tipsy about-to-graduate-tomorrow Boyfriend and very drunk also-graduating-tomorrow-but-completely-unaware Redhead in smalltownamerica’s country music slash hiphop bar.
4 comments:
Did you slap him upside the head? ;-)
and why weren't you tipsy?
b.
Because I am a working girl now and had to work the next day :( But not today not today!!!
attilla - I didn't have to slap anybody, they passed out !!
ohhhhhhhhhh
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