at a conference in far away sunny place

I'm in the middle of new job presentations and corporate training

Gerr: So how are you liking it?
Me:...Ahh....you know what? It's like being a guy at the Vagina Monologues. You know it's interesting but geez, you wish you could understood.

The Gerr hoots.

I got new job with old company but with new accessories. And tons of interesting travel ahead of me.

I should be happy but i just don't feel like it.

Outlook bleak! I am on despondent mode today

Screw trying to be chipper about life going right and being adult with sunny disposition. And screw trying to be polite.
I miss my boy, mom and dad and my siblings. and (for some weird reason) fish sticks - in that order

In other news, I lost 10 pounds as of today!!!!
I keep composing my very own E! Special 'before and after - look at how fit she's become' special
and in it, I am, always, invariably thanking Good Charlotte and Maroon 5
(because a - they are hot and b- they keep me gong at 5 in the cold morn)