Random Musings

In a week, the Sammon is leaving India and spending a week at home in Dubai.
After which he's flying off to the other side of the world to sunny Aussie to do his masters.
So now technically, my parents have three kids in three different countries
and
my mom is having one heck of an empty nest syndrome.

I keep thinking I am on the cusp of demotivation about the whole weight loss thing but then this helps:



I am watching the daily show with Jon Stewart and he really is getting funnier after that awkward first show post-writers strike

I wonder how that works?

I mean, for sure, he couldn't possibly be winging it all this time. So does he get non-guild writers writing for him?
uhmm...
interesting.

Today at work, Wiser and I got what this Reno 911 line was all about:
"This is the stupidest group of people I've ever worked with who are not legally retarded."

Also, as far as the whole weight loss is concerned, I now want to look like Kim Kardarshian (
Oh the joys of idiot programming marathon style - a couple of months ago, I had no idea who this woman was but now I know enough to want to look like her.)
, just because she looks like she's got a mallu booty and because Beyonce (who I used to want to look like) seems to be kind of too gigantic. not tall. just gigantic.
It's so weird to think that when I look at TV, there are hardly any 'my kind of body' people who I can use as motivation.
I mean, of course everybody on TV is just disappearing into air but it's the absence of curves that is just so frustrating.
Where are the bums?
and the pear shaped women?
Except for America Ferrera - uhmm...yeah, I would die to look her too.
Or even Eva Mendez in that Nic Cage hair plug wearing movie.
I was looking at a couple of the Boy's sister's wedding pics and his cousins look so...glam and shiny.
They have the perfect shiny hair, glowing skin and just these incredibly lovely clothes.
Ugh.
I just can not be the 'he fought with us for her???' girl.

PS: I L-O-V-E Top Gear! (i warned you the post was random)
How can you not after this:



"They've shot their own sign, what are they going to do to us?"

ROTFL

Uhmm...Though this did happen to us in my old workplace.
We were filming for a documentary at a small town and this truck came veering off the road toward us and started screaming bloody murder:
"How dare you FILM OUR TOWN? How dare you?? FILMING OUR TOWN? GO BACK TO THE CITY, you city folks"
And really it wasn't a racist thing - because I was the only non-white person in our group.
It might have been more a 'psycho in a compound' thing.
Even after we showed all our county permission slips to film, he didn't budge.
So we filmed a bit more (with psycho yelling in bkgd) and then scrambled out but as we were leaving, the townspeople (or most of them) stood outside their homes and yelled at us 'to never come back'.
cree-eepy.