A Judgemental tag courtesy Broom

This is completely honest, unedited post - I spew forth on my unfavorite traits (back story here & here)
[Disclaimer - below only for people i don't know/like/just met/etc - talk about being a total judgmental freak]

Who do I judge?

• I judge people who go on and bloody on about how their parents are their best friends and how they are their emotional support all the time, especially after you just told collected group funny story of how the mother called you a little elephant (kutti anna) the last time you saw her.
  

Really? All the time, everytime? Really? Never a cross word. My parents are sarcastic funny miscreants who can take it and give it.

• I judge people on their facebook friends - if you have only highfalutin friends on there, I judge you. And if i am not one of those friends - i judge you even more
  
• I judge people who go from school to college to marriage without ever having lived or done anything outside the norm. Sorry cuzs - i really do love you though in a judgmental sort of way
  
• I judge people who laugh/make snarky comments about my blog. Don't diss what you can't put out buddy. Love me, love my blog
  
• I judge people who judge people on what they read. I also judge people who don't read anything but magazines. I also bloody judge people who read bloody boring autobiographies of bloody Anderson Cooper. I am a judgmental schizo
• I judge people if they've never heard of India or any other country.
  
• I judge people who say 'my parents are from Kerala. I am from Houston'. Somebody has to explain this to me because I really want to know the reasoning behind this. I can see there must be a logic behind it but I don't get it.
  
• I judge people who try to give the Boy's nicknames because they say his name is unpronounceable. Dude - it's just 3 syllables.
  
• I judge people who make generalized assumptions about the Boy, his religion, our relationship and then try to give me advice on it.
• I judge people who say they think its dangerous to travel
  
• I judge people who are saving themselves for marriage for I know they judge me.
  
• I judge people who have nice bodies but unnice taste! What the freck is wrong with you?
• I judge people who don't dress up, even though I have many off-days many times.
• I judge people who are overweight (this is my deepest darkest shameful judgmental for I know I am one too)
• I judge friends who don't keep in touch, especially when I spend time and money calling/emailing/and trying so hard.
• I judge people who don't know either the latest news or pop culture happenings or current affairs or books or movies (pick any one) - What am I supposed to talk to you about if you have no interest in anything? Maybe i am judging myself here...uhmm....
  
• I judge people who hang out with just people from their own country.
• I judge people who bore me.

Geez - I am just full of judgments

• Oh. And I ABSOLUTELY, Positively judge people who read this and say - 'well, thank god I am not judgmental'!

Wow. I am such a judgmental sob. wOW - kinda sorta humbled by judgmental self.