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Who am I lusting over today?

1. Will Smith - he is why sculptors sculpted, that neck, those gorgeous arms, those ears that stick out - awww....
   
2. Eva Mendes - because she's not all skinny skinny but is proportionately voluptuous and I sooooooo want to look like her, so so do
3. Bestcityofthemall - because I want to move there
4. The Boy - because....

Who am I mad at right now?
The Boy because I miss him and if I make up my some silly excuse to be mad at him, I won't miss him so much.

What makes me miss boy so much?
Coming home and talking to the redhead and being made to go to a party and going to a restaurant and eating and watching movie and sleeping and everything in between

Something the boy and I talked about today?
How we both forgot that our 5 year 'anniversary' was 6 months ago in Jan.
We are so bad.
And so, a here's a little something to the Boy and I.

Circa 2001
Random Cafeteria in smallerthanthistowncollegetownamerica

Sizzle. Boil. Bubble.
Hey, hey, can I get a salad here?
Hold ON!
WHERE THE HELL IS THE PASTA? THEY ARE WAITING

People rushing past and me.
gawd - where am I? how do I find out where to go? What the hell are all these people doing? where do what/

Bump into random busy tall man (RBTM). Who I clutch.

:Hey!

"What?"

:Do you know where the manager is?

"That's me."
some random underling rushes past to whom RBTM yells - "No!No! Jacye - today's menus needs to go up front."

:No. The real manager.

"Like I said, That's me."

RBTM has lost interest and is moving on

:Is there anybody above you? I am looking for a Mr. De,
I call out as RBTM unhooks himself from clutch.

RBTM looks over shoulder, nods at office door with 'Mr. De' written over it, shakes head. and moves on.

:Thanks,
but he's gone.
Thought in head - why are the cute ones always so busy and look like such snobs. Gorg-eous hair though.


RBTM at the end of the day in Mr.De's office tallying accounts,
"Hey De, you know that girl who was here?"
which one?
"The one who came for the job?"
which one?
"The one with the curly hair "
who?
"The one with the eyes?"
what?
"Forget about it"
RBTM and Mr. De calculate on.