Tuesday, June 19, 2007

In the hallway on the way to work

"Are you back from milehighoffice?'
:i am here, aren't I?
"So, did they fire you yet?"
:No. Did you get hair yet?
"oH. YOU are going down. You are getting this (makes imaginary patty, slap on imaginary buns motion)"
:What?
"A shit sandwich on your review"
Eeewwwwwwwwwww, oldbossman, ewwwwwwwwwww.

Am so v. glad to be back in crazy smalltownamericaoffice.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey me...why aren't you getting married again this year?

Sayre said...

Geez - thank goodness that guy is the OLD boss. What a "buns-head"...

3inone said...

Ewwwwwww!

Sig said...

Very ew!!! LOL - at least your boss has a very (twisted) sense of humour :P