Emotional Crack head

Voicemails left on Boy's cell over the course of work day
Purpose: To dispel notions that Boy may be having of being engaged to psychotic case

"Hey, so I was thinking what we should get Giggles. My personal preferance is...."
(all in a nonchalant voice to show boy how so over the whole -dying a little inside anytime somebody else is getting married-issue I was)

"Hey, so Roomie and I are thinking of joining a Bowling League"
(showing bBoy that I have so many other things to do besides obssessing about marriage thing)

"Hey so, I came 3rd in Walker's group in my team. Not 3rd among all the walkers or anything. That would be too much though not impossible I guess. But just 3rd among the Walkers in my team"
(Thus showing Boy that other things beside marriage could give me joy)

"Hey so Colleague Mick and I are thinking of joining the half Marathon run/walk in October. I know it'll be 13 miles or so but I think I can walk it."
(Thus showing boy that I don't spend all day obssessing about Marriage and that even though October is really close to November, i don't care. i really don't)

"Hey, so when you come down next week, let's go to the Tapas Bar and then go play pool"
(Proving I am one of those selfless fiancee's who will endure mindless boredom so fiance can relax and play much loved pool)

Boy's text message over course of work day:

"Stop. leaving. voicemails.
I love you but please RELAX. "

i SO am!!!
Geez.