Things are happening around me

I know.
The GOP is in a mess
N.Korea seems to have gone nuts
And yet another Indian wins the Booker prize.
And I am not caring.
Not a single bit.
What i do care about:
My fat ass
Trying to decide how to get started with the wedding planing
Trying to decide if we want to get engaged
My fabulous job which seems to be getting more interesting just when life gets more interesting