Over the past week and a half

1) I have lusted over David Beckham
2) The entire football/soccer teams taking part in the World CUP
3) Intercepted offline message from faux girl pal of The Boy who wants to use the boy as a sex kitten. Offline was amusinlgy foul and mentioned "vibrator" and "will always be there for you".
4) To my credit maintained calm and loving feelings for The Boy and disdainful but non-violent feelings for girlpal.
5) To my discredit, called Boy at 7:54 in the am his time to ask what he was talking about to solicit such offline.
6) Groggy boy says he doesn't have time to chat with lusty girlpals.
7) Discovered that Boy and I are at that comfortable phase where disdainful sluts who wish to be boy's plaything don't bother me anymore. Because the boy is really all mine!