MY POINT got lost SOMEWHERE

On Friday, I went slightly mad.
Boyfriend and I were engaged in normal phone conversation.
Suddenly, like some kind of pyrotechnic show, the conversation explodes into a full scale fight. Words were exchanged. Asinine Abuses were hurled.

At one point, I accused him of being a bad dancer with bad hair.

To which he laughed.

And which made me so mad I thought of wrecking his car.

But it was raining.
And besides his stupid car was wrecked anyway.
And I didn’t know the first thing about wrecking cars. I thought of scratching his car but after rummaging through my stuff, I couldn’t figure out what one uses to scratch a car. And besides, the car, technically owned by him, is used solely by me. And it would have looked oh-so-silly to drive around with a scratched car and have to tell people that ‘yeah, I did that to teach boyfriend a lesson’.

I hung up on him instead.

But then had to call him back because I remembered a brilliant point that would show him just how wrong he really was.
He said point didn't show that at all and was obviously stupid. So I hung up again.

I sat down to compose an email to him but after I was done, all it contained were four letter abuses and words that spelled out something about hoping that he gets lice in his armpits.

I send it to him anyway.

A minute later, I logged into his mailbox and deleted it.

And for obvious reasons, I didn’t delete it from trash because if he did see it in his trash he’d know that I care enough to delete it from his inbox but was still angry enough to not delete it from trash. Brilliant!

I spent the rest of the evening mindlessly watching trash TV and resenting boyfriend that I was now watching mindless trash TV.

After trash TV lulled me into dazed stupor, I was able to deconstruct fight:

I want you to WANT to do things. Not for me to have to tell you to do things.
Boyfriend: But after you tell me to do it, I WANT to do it.
But that doesn’t work, because you didn’t think of doing it in the first place and besides after I told you what to do, then you are only wanting to do it because I want you to do it and not because you want it for us.

I do have a point.