Boyfriend lets me in on his foreign family

Boyfriend: "Hamim. Brotherinlaw's calling her Hamim."

Why?

"Don't ask me. It sounds like a fish to me."

Or a hookah.

"He says its Persian for something special."

Oh.
So your neice is going to be called Hamim?

"Well, no"

No?

"Yeah, my sister told him he can call her Hamim. The rest of the world's going to call her Arianna."

Oh.

"Yeah, He told her it was his right being a father and all. She told him the day he gets fat, and pushes a bloated mass of weight out of his orifice, then he can call it Hamim or whatever he wants to call her.
And besides, she says Hamim means hot water in Arabic or something."